“Startling new underground group spreads lack of panic! Citizens declare themselves “relatively unafraid” of threats of undeclared rationality. People can still go to France, terrorist leader says.”
“Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.”
Read the rest of our leader’s communique here!
Join the fight by getting your Unitarian Jihadi name here!
(or if this is a bit too much for you, read the realist explanation at wikipedia)
Penned with Peace,
Sibling Gatling Gun of Patience
